Farts are great,
Farts are fun,
Those smelly things,
From your bum,
Some are silent,
Some are loud,
Either way,
They make you proud.
Silent but violent,
Loud and proud,
There's no better way,
To clear a crowd,
Just let it rip,
It'll make you smile,
Yours are unique,
In your own style.
Everyone does them,
From day to day,
For some its just the way,
In which they pray,
So have a meal,
Blow one out,
You'll feel much better,
Without a doubt.